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Hi there! Adriana, 15, Germany


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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

3 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 95,064 notes

takshiyamamoto:

Watching Hannibal is like watching everyone in the show drive their own car that’s going 10 mph, so they have plenty of time to avoid collision and turn away, but instead they all end up running into each other and it’s a huge pile up and no one knows who to blame for this huge car crash and Hannibal is sitting on the sidewalk in a lawn chair drinking red wine and smirking to himself.

3 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 9,221 notes

*high fives your ass*

3 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 313,504 notes

hipsterinatardis:

"das me"

5 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 120,530 notes

thatoneawkwardwhovian:

finals week 

5 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 489,813 notes
busy-tobeinlove:

professionalcinnabon:

professionalcinnabon:

woke up to a blood stain on my bedsheets wtf



this is literally the best post ever

busy-tobeinlove:

professionalcinnabon:

professionalcinnabon:

woke up to a blood stain on my bedsheets wtf

this is literally the best post ever

5 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 236,312 notes
cybersquart:

WHAT THE FUCK

cybersquart:

WHAT THE FUCK

5 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 121,241 notes

meadowkitten:

my grandpa used to water the plants every week and there was a lil frog that would come out and croak until my grandpa sprinkled some water on him and he loved that frog so much

5 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 257,680 notes

chapsnats:

if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone

5 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 240,467 notes

kurosukone:

True sibling protection

5 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 20,579 notes