actual photo of me in the future
#except for that one kitchen girl #that kinda looked like Arya Stark #she was chill
I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.
i would die laughing
i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you
i think it’s a fucking miracle
my mom: not too much eyeliner. guys find too much eyeliner unattractive
"omg im so tired i only got 7 hours of sleep last night"
I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!
do u ever love a celebrity so much it makes you sad
A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”
Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”
human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors
WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.